butler power

I LOST MY BALLOON!

pink-hybrids:

kairucrossing:

PSA: Okay so if you’re in your animal crossing new leaf town doing your normal mayoral duties, and you notice you are tripping, DO NOT HOLD A BALLOON! WHEN YOU TRIP YOU WILL LET GO OF YOUR BALLOON AND IT WILL FOAT AWAY NEVER TO BEEN SEEN AGAIN! This just happened to me and I don’t want anyone to lose their precious balloons. Signal boost this. Everyone must know!

EVERYONE REBLOG. SERIOUS BUSINESS.

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kateordie:

tastefullyoffensive:

Funny Sandwich Board Signs

Previously: Funny Business Signs

Oh my god, that Yelp one.

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ineedscissors61:

remstigma:

hauntedblogger:

you could answer almost anything with “not since the accident” 

Actually, you can’t.

Not since the accident.

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zombiehunterdg:

3D paper diamonds

I think you mean Chaos emeralds

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derinthemadscientist:

library-worms:

I want to be feminine and pretty and adored but I also want to strike fear into the hearts of everyone and wear tuxedos.

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plasmas-king:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

now that there’s like 700 pokemon the real question is

what pokemon is #666

B O W  B E F O R E  Y O U R  D A R K  O V E R L O R D

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my vivillon is a fucking devastating powerhouse in battle, best addition to a team 10/10 would recommend 

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

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waviness:

crazybuffet2:

Shoulda Pre-ordered

by John Pading

OH LOOK IT’S GAMESTOP

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tsunderepsychologist:

my friend posted this on fb and i cant stop lauhging

tsunderepsychologist:

my friend posted this on fb and i cant stop lauhging

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2spookysweatermeulin:

chibicrydoll:

cheezetits:

willsuckss:

SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL

i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough

In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.

YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE

2spookysweatermeulin:

chibicrydoll:

cheezetits:

willsuckss:

SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL

i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough

In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.

YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE

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jetgreguar:

thirteenfunbreaker:

theporygontrail:

remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes

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oh my fucking god i almost forgot 

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